{"id":3352,"date":"2021-02-04T03:44:56","date_gmt":"2021-02-03T21:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=3352"},"modified":"2021-02-04T05:46:29","modified_gmt":"2021-02-03T23:46:29","slug":"i-shall-call-him-mini-wi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=3352","title":{"rendered":"I shall call him, Mini WI."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_2523-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_2523-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_2523-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_2523-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_2523-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_2523-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_2523-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_2523-620x620.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A few weeks ago I got 600 schmeckles from Uncle Sam for living in a country woefully incapable of dealing with threats to its citizens&#8217; well-being. So I decided to invest in a Monoprice Voxel and crash course my way through Blender.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What resulted is a rudimentary model of the Wisconsin State Capitol Building. Initially called the WisCapMini, the early prototypes feature slightly different designs as I have iterated. If you are holding on to a translucent red or white one without some dome and column features, or a couple with incomplete helvetica &#8220;g&#8221; lettering underneath consider yourself lucky. Full refunds in the amount of $0.00 will be issued if you are unhappy with them. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But due to <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/madisonwi\/comments\/lbqtf7\/i_shall_call_him_mini_wi\/\" target=\"_blank\">a clever pun on reddit<\/a>, I have decided to rename the project to Mini WI. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They are neither for sale, nor available upon request. I have begun to distribute them around the greater Madison area. So keep an eye out on the square, hiding in corners here and there. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Edit: Wee WI was considered but ultimately rejected due to the hyper-charged gender identity political environment we insufferable snowflake liberals have created for ourselves. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks ago I got 600 schmeckles from Uncle Sam for living in a country woefully incapable of dealing with threats to its citizens&#8217; well-being. So I decided to invest in a Monoprice Voxel and crash course my way through Blender. What resulted is a rudimentary model of the Wisconsin State Capitol Building. Initially &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=3352\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I shall call him, Mini WI.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3352"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3352"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3359,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3352\/revisions\/3359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}