{"id":337,"date":"2008-02-18T11:42:41","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T16:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/archives\/337"},"modified":"2008-02-18T11:42:41","modified_gmt":"2008-02-18T16:42:41","slug":"a-smattering-of-german","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=337","title":{"rendered":"A Smattering of German"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Typed at work as fast as possible without corrections.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Letzter Freitag habe ich Senator Barack Obama gesehen. Es gibt Hoffnung.<\/li>\n<li>I saw Barack Obama last Friday. There is hope.<\/li>\n<li>Gib mir Schokolade oder gib mir Tod.<\/li>\n<li>Give me chocolate or give me death.<\/li>\n<li>Ich hatte einmal Hosen, aber ich habe sie f\u00fcr ein Bier gehandelt.<\/li>\n<li>I once had pants, but I traded them for a beer.<\/li>\n<li>Das Schicksal von Menschen sieht dunkel und b\u00f6se.<\/li>\n<li>The fate of men looks dark and evil.<\/li>\n<li>Der Intellekt des Mannes schw\u00e4cht mit jedem YouTube Video.<\/li>\n<li>The intelligence of a man weakens with every YouTube Video.<\/li>\n<li>Ich f\u00fchrte einen Angriff auf meinem Grimmdarm mit Essen von Taco Bell.<\/li>\n<li>I led an attack on my colon with food from Taco Bell.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Typed at work as fast as possible without corrections. Letzter Freitag habe ich Senator Barack Obama gesehen. Es gibt Hoffnung. I saw Barack Obama last Friday. There is hope. Gib mir Schokolade oder gib mir Tod. Give me chocolate or give me death. Ich hatte einmal Hosen, aber ich habe sie f\u00fcr ein Bier gehandelt. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=337\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Smattering of German<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deutsch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}