{"id":560,"date":"2008-09-15T10:10:18","date_gmt":"2008-09-15T15:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=560"},"modified":"2008-09-15T10:10:18","modified_gmt":"2008-09-15T15:10:18","slug":"parenting-101-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=560","title":{"rendered":"Parenting 101: No."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I stopped at a Country Kitchen to eat dinner on the way back to Oshkosh. While flipping through the menu I came across this breakfast abomination. No wonder childhood obesity and diabetes rates are skyrocketing.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"lightbox\" title=\"Oreo Pancakes\" src=\"\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/oreopancakes.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Oreo Pancakes\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" align=\"left\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I stopped at a Country Kitchen to eat dinner on the way back to Oshkosh. While flipping through the menu I came across this breakfast abomination. No wonder childhood obesity and diabetes rates are skyrocketing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-genius","category-schadenfreude"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}