{"id":605,"date":"2008-10-17T12:29:09","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T17:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=605"},"modified":"2008-10-17T12:29:09","modified_gmt":"2008-10-17T17:29:09","slug":"a-childhood-christian-melody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=605","title":{"rendered":"A Childhood Christian Melody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a wee lad my parents sent me to a private Lutheran <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">minimum security prison<\/span> school. Lutherans have a long running tradition of singing during worship. Some of the songs I had to memorize still stick with me to this day. Most I just faintly remember the melodies. One of those is <a title=\"...but not like Michael Jackson does.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1HY5aVXNxrI&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_blank\">Jesus Loves the Little Children<\/a>. The other day I had some trouble remembering the actual lyrics so I just made up my own.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Jesus loves Hot Pockets<br \/>\nAll Hot Pockets of the world<br \/>\nPepperoni, sausage, cheese<br \/>\nAll are yummy in their sleeves<br \/>\nJesus loves Hot Pockets of the world!<\/p>\n<p>I believe my interpretation falls under the parody clause of Fair Use. I&#8217;d like to see if God will <a title=\"I lost.\" href=\"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=552\" target=\"_self\">sue me again<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a wee lad my parents sent me to a private Lutheran minimum security prison school. Lutherans have a long running tradition of singing during worship. Some of the songs I had to memorize still stick with me to this day. Most I just faintly remember the melodies. One of those is Jesus &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=605\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Childhood Christian Melody<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-genius","category-theology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}