{"id":658,"date":"2008-11-28T17:31:03","date_gmt":"2008-11-28T22:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=658"},"modified":"2008-11-28T17:31:03","modified_gmt":"2008-11-28T22:31:03","slug":"a-time-to-celebrate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=658","title":{"rendered":"A Time to Celebrate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I asked my &#8220;better nine-tenths&#8221; if she would marry me.<\/p>\n<p>Kaela said yes.<\/p>\n<p>Now is a time to celebrate. The woman I love is going to marry me. I could not be any happier. This means that she will be promoted from girlfriend to fiance.<\/p>\n<p>This also means I have a girfriend position available. Please submit your resume and interviews will commence shortly. (For legal reasons I must disclose that Kaela will be screening all applicants. I doubt she will find a qualified candidate.)<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations and\/or objections may be left by clicking on the &#8220;comments&#8221; link. Yay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I asked my &#8220;better nine-tenths&#8221; if she would marry me. Kaela said yes. Now is a time to celebrate. The woman I love is going to marry me. I could not be any happier. This means that she will be promoted from girlfriend to fiance. This also means I have a girfriend position available. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=658\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Time to Celebrate<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,12,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek","category-genius","category-zeitgeist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}