{"id":784,"date":"2009-01-26T23:50:23","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T04:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=784"},"modified":"2009-01-26T23:50:23","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T04:50:23","slug":"savoury-flavor-of-mythical-beasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=784","title":{"rendered":"Savoury Flavor of Mythical Beasts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Student: What is your favorite food?<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: My favorite food is unicorn. They are delicious.<\/p>\n<p>Class (now paying attention): What?!<\/p>\n<p>Student: You can&#8217;t eat unicorn! You can&#8217;t even buy unicorn meat!<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: Yes you can and they are yummy. Just go to your local butcher and ask for the special.<\/p>\n<p>Student: I don&#8217;t believe you.<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: Well you&#8217;re missing out.<\/p>\n<p>Student (unfazed): My favorite food is tacos.<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: Now that I have everyone&#8217;s attention. (lesson continues&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Student: What is your favorite food? Teacher: My favorite food is unicorn. They are delicious. Class (now paying attention): What?! Student: You can&#8217;t eat unicorn! You can&#8217;t even buy unicorn meat! Teacher: Yes you can and they are yummy. Just go to your local butcher and ask for the special. Student: I don&#8217;t believe you. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/?p=784\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Savoury Flavor of Mythical Beasts<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kenfager.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}