Monthly Archives: April 2007

The God Machine

Deus ex machina seeks oil-based lubrication and followers. Engineers with machine-tool experience will be given priority. Oil industry personnel need not apply, while deus ex machina only uses perpetually sustainable environment friendly energy sources.

Geschenk Bekommen

I put the Paypal donation button up about a month before I left for Germany not really expecting anything to come of it. I am proud to announce that I have received a notification e-mail from Paypal stating that someone had contributed to my study abroad session through the button. It is with great thanks that I accept this person’s generosity. The donation helps me defray the cost of studying in Germany. One Euro costs me approximately $1.35 US and this can cause day-to-day necessities to become quite expensive.

You too can help me during my study abroad. Paypal is safe, secure, and handles a majority of credit card transactions that take place on the internet. I receive the funds securely and immediately. You do not even need to sign up for a Paypal account to contribute.

Vielen Dank aus Marburg, Deutschland. – Ken

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Berlin

From Friday, April 6 until Monday, April 9 I was in the capitol of jelly donuts. (Editor’s note: Research JFK’s “Ich bin ein Berliner” if you do not get the reference.) I left Marburg with five other people destined to Berlin Hauptbahnhof via train. I highly recommend reserving a seat on the train, unless you want to spend 95% of the 4-hour journey sitting on the floor, which in retrospect was not too shabby.

Arriving at our destination I begged to find the Jugendherberge (hostel) first, but the siren song of the city had already occupied the listening receptacles of my comrades. Weighed down with luggage we staggered towards the Reichstag, which was viewable from the Hauptbahnhof. We had two hours to kill before the last two of our comrades arrived. This venture proved painful as my shoulder began to feel as though a thousand daggers began to stab at it. Hearing is the physiological response to vibration detected by the eardrums and the electrical impulses sent to the brain that follow. Listening is the process whereby one critically ponders over the stimulus sent via the ears. I was heard, but not listened to and therefore; the pain in my shoulder would distract me over the next few days. The siren song would not sway me until later that evening.

The initial journey had sapped some of the strength from my comrades and it was clear early on that the night would end early. Here is where my first tip to those traveling abroad comes in handy: Purchase your own travel ticket and avoid group tickets. The few cents you save ends up ensnaring you to the group. Go ahead, do yourself a favor, and pay the extra money. After settling on a local Kneipe (bar) and drinking a few rounds we were ready to head back to the Jugendherberge, with the exception of myself. Night presents itself with opportunities that are not available in the daytime. Second travel tip; Go see that point of interest at night. There are less people, it is quieter, and you may be astounded at just how different the place looks. The Reichstag, Brandenburg Gate, Checkpoint Charlie, the Kaiser-Wilhelm-Gedachtniskirche, and other Berlin locales look much better to creatures of the night than they do during the day. I even stumbled across the Denkmal für ermordeten Juden Europas, but I will explain more about that experience later. It requires its own section to properly do it justice. When I came back around 3 in the morning, the others will still awake in bed chatting away. We all had a very lengthy, exciting, and fun-filled day.

My day began at 8 a.m., the women shortly thereafter, and my male colleagues before the sun reaches its epoch. By now I had a rudimentary grasp on the Berlin public transportation system and jumped off at the Zoolögischer Garten. From the station one can see the remains of a church, once resplendent in glory along the skyline, reduced through Allied bombing campaigns to a skeleton of its former self. The Kaiser-Wilhelm-Gedachtniskirche stands in stark contrast to the modern world around it. It stands as a reminder of the pile of rubble that the political goals of the NSDAP reduced Berlin to. This church is a reminder of the antithetical reality of Hitler’s vision of Germania. The ultra-chic Kaufhaus des Westens is just down the street.  Whether or not Hitler had expensive shopping malls included in his vision remains unknown to this day.

I spent some of that afternoon at the Denkmal für ermordeten Juden Europas. As I promised, more on that experience later.

By this point I met up with the two other guys and we proceeded towards Checkpoint Charlie. Before we got there though, we made a requisite stop to a stretch of the former Berlin Wall. The guide I carried with me gave no indication that there would be an installation at the location. Topographie des Terrors was a pleasant surprise that chronicled the Nuremburg Trials and adoption of Vernichtungspolitk (extermination policies), which sentenced many of the top Nazi officials to death. This leads me to my third travel tip: Expect the unexpected and roll with it. Realize that you will discover interesting things and always run late on your planned timetable. After the short delay we headed to the spot where Russians and Americans stared each other down for decades. Let me sum up Checkpoint Charlie in one word: sham. Let me now sum up Checkpoint Charlie in more than one word. The two guards that stand outside the place are in American soldier uniform, have American medals, and are holding an American flag. They are German. This place is still a great photo opportunity and should not be missed. Do not buy pieces of the Berlin Wall from the Museum am Checkpoint Charlie, because they cost double than everywhere else. I learned this the hard way.

Tip number four: Take naps when needed, especially if you plan on staying out late in Berlin. All that wandering and consumption takes a toll on your body. You will actually enjoy more if you are fully rested.

Every year, usually in the spring, Jesus rises from the dead to feast on the brains of the living. Wait a second, that can’t be right. In fact I think that may be borderline blasphemy. Okay, I know this because I was imprisoned in a maximum security Christian grade school. Oh yeah! Easter in Berlin was spent at the Denkmal für ermorderten Juden Europas. The irony of this event did not go unnoticed. What better way to observe the resurrection Jesus, by visiting a memorial commemorating the very people who do not believe in his divinity?

The official German memorial to the Jews systematically destroyed by the Hitler regime between 1933 and 1945 is as beautiful as it is controversial. It stands alone covering a whole city block. The entire space is a matrix of cement monoliths that bear no insignia, names, or identifying marks. The “Stille” are dark grey and rectangular in dimension. The outer perimeter of the memorial has very small Stille, while the innermost section has the largest. The horizon line of Stille is uneven, as are the walkways in between the stone blocks.

I first discovered this monument walking alone in search of night photos. Without much aforethought I began to head into the heart of the monument. Walking in between the Stille I felt a bone chilling cold, but not because of the night temperature. I had become lost and disoriented with only the clear sky above to guide me. I could see neither end nor around the corner. I could hear voices, but not those of anyone familiar. The Stille stood silent above me leering overhead as I wandered not knowing my direction. The ground below my feet rose and fell, but I still could not pinpoint my bearings. Occasionally I would meet people for brief periods as they passed by. Sometimes I would understand what they were saying, sometime I would not, and sometimes they would say nothing. I felt lost, I felt helpless, I felt like only God above could see where I was going. I left with a sharp pain in the middle of my heart. Monuments are typically solemn and silent reminders of the past. This one confronts what the Jews refer to as Sho’ah head-on, in order to teach the ever-forgetful current and future generations not to make the same mistakes of their forefathers.

The morning after my initial visit to the Jüdisches Denkmal, I made my return to visit the museum underneath the Stille. The first room of the museum laid out a timeline of events that led to government-sanctioned destruction, all of which I had reviewed during my studies several times before. The second room unexpectedly wrenched the heart from my chest. On the floor were small entries from letters written by Jews detailing their accounts. A woman wrote that she had seen Nazi officials left behind the corpse of a Jewish woman with her baby. The baby was still alive and suckling upon its dead mother’s breast. Another visitor handed me tissues while I sat with my head buried in my hands. Your gesture was much appreciated, whoever you are. I cannot write anymore about this place.

A few minutes away by foot is the Reichstag, which I highly recommend visiting. From the top of the Reichstag one can look out into the city, and see all the Grenzbezirke (districts) of Berlin. You can the look down into the glass ceiling and see democracy in action when the Abgeordneten are in session. It was here in the rotunda that I learned that Hitler never set actually set foot in the Reichstag. Instead, according to history, the Nazis burned this building to the ground as a means to gain the legal authority to suspend civil liberties. With emergency powers allocated solely to Hitler, Germany plunged into darkness. Fortunately, legitimate democratic government returned to the Reichstag in 1999.

By Monday we had worn out our welcome at the Hostel and packed up. We locked up our baggage at the train-station because we still had time to kill before our train home. The rest of the day was spent strolling around the city, in search of “must-see” places. I stumbled across the Deutsches Historisches Museum, which chronicles German history from its very early Celtic and Roman origins up until the modern day. Tip number five: A lot of German museums are closed on Mondays, but not all.

We certainly did see much more of Berlin than detailed here. Three full days, however, is not even enough to scratch the surface. During my time there I took just over 650 photos, of which over 100 are available on my flickr.com account. I have also collected my favorite Berlin photos in a set for you to see.

Berlins Schätze, die ich nicht gesehen könnte, müssen auf mich warten. Bis später meine Lieblingsstadt des ehemaligen Ostdeutschlands, wir wollen in der Zukunft treffen. Ich verspreche dir Berlin, ich will zurück sein.

Pfand Zurück

The Germans have build a brilliant way to subsidize their world reknown drinking behaviors and save the environment at the same time. In the corner of every Lebensmittelgeschaft (grocery store) is a machine that takes your bottles and cans back. For every bottle you bring in, you get anywhere from 0.10 to 0.25 cents back. It is called Pfand (refund).

That amount may not sound like a lot, but consider the following hypothetical. Let us say that I purchase a bucket of Becks for 17 Euro. This bucket contains four packs and each pack contains six 0.33 L bottles. This gives us a grand total of 24 bottles. 1 L returned is worth 1.45 Euro. Now, I am assuming that most of my audience is American, so I will go ahead and crunch the numbers since you stopped reading this problem a long time ago and failed Remedial Math 51. You get 11.60 Euro in return for bringing the bottles back to the store. This grand total assumes that you and your sexually frustrated friends have not destroyed the SKU on the bottle. If you received the whole amount back, that means you only paid 5.40 Euro for 24 bottles of Becks.

Please note: An unintended consequence of so much drinking may result in health problems, unwanted pregnancy, and learning to play Euchre, which the French are cheating bastards at.

Auch das Noch

There is a comic book store here in Marburg and I decided to pick up a little green book. “Auch das Noch!” is a collection of simple comics with an underlying sardonic quality. The book was written by Adam of adamtoons.de.

traumen

Translation: Hansi dreams… …how he saves the world. …how he destroys the world.

I also purchased Calvin & Hobbes – Die Rache des kleinen Mannes.

Mein Fahrrad, Mein Fahrrad

There are some investments in life that, for some unknown reason, end up costing you more than what you originally intended to allocate to them. Last week while riding my bike, which I had just purchased not a week before, the gear cable snapped. Since it was bought used there is no warranty.

A rather unfortunate series of events happened two days ago to my friend. While in class someone stole the seat off of his bike. He purchased a new seat that day and affixed it in place. The next night his bike was stolen from the parking structure. After he fumed about his bike gone missing, he assured me that my bike was still in the parking structure.

This morning when I mounted my bike it was clear that something was wrong. The front tire was completely flat. At first I thought that this was a mere “So ist das Leben” (Such is life) moment, but then I noticed that my small tool box on my bike was hanging open and all the spare tools missing. I inspected the other bikes on the rack and sure enough, their tires were also flat.

After class I purchased an air pump and rode my bike down to BikeMaxx in the Einkaufzentrum to be fixed. I sure as hell hope this is the last time I have to put any more money down on this thing.

Frankfurt und Schwarzfahren

Starting today our Studentenausweis (Student Identification) allows us to travel within the federal state of Hessen using any combination of buses and trains, with the exception of Intercontinental and Intercontinental Express. A small group and I went to Frankfurt to take a look around. I went because I knew the city and could show them some interesting points.

The other people were sluggish from the beginning because last night our friend Mert had his birthday party across town. Some did not sleep so well during the night and I had not fared to well either. Too many Getränke (drinks) caused me to find a comfy spot on a couch and slip into an ethereal world of semiconciousness. I took a cab home with some other people and was promptly awoken by the sound of someone buzzing my doorbell. After the initial realization that I had not brushed my teeth, my penance for the previous nights activities had passed. The others walked at a snail’s pace through historical Frankfurt. It was clear that the cultural significance of St. Paulskirche, the Main Tower, and other attractions had not been enough to overcome their desire to find a flat surface for a few hours. It is no suprise they took the early train home.

I stayed two hours longer and Frankfurt to take a few more photos, but instead found myself casually buying chocolate, candy, and various schnitzel just to satiate a German tapeworm that demands such things. The Currywurst was so delicious I ordered a second.

About three stops before my home a confrontation happened on the bus between two parents and some punk kids riding in the back. Though the parents were sitting in the front, the mother came all the way to the back with her baby to confront one of the boys who was smoking on the bus. She demanded that they stop smoking since it was unhealthy for her child. That stopped the situation for a whole five minutes before the Kippen (slang for cigarettes) burned once more. This time the driver stopped the bus and came to the back. He demanded to see if the kids had a pass. Nope.

The driver took them to the front of the bus and made them all pay for tickets. But, oh, that driver a clever one was he. The driver then demanded 40 Euro from them all, which is the fine for Schwarzfahren (riding without paying). Of course there was much to be said about forking over that kind of money. The driver then asked “Mochten Sie mir die Polizei (police) anrufen?” With 240 Euro promptly placed in his hand the driver then kicked the kids off the bus.