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I am jonesing for a Nintendo Wii at the moment, but they are all sold out. It appears that whoever has been living in my room has been doing so in abject squalor for quite some time. There are two major projects I have to have done in the next 48 hours. The first is a presentation on German concentration camps and the other is an oral interpretation of Goethe’s classic Faust. My iBook is still suffering from video problems which I have not gotten around to fixing. The main theme from Dune is currently playing in iTunes. That is too bad because I was thinking about The Highlander. For Thankgiving I will be in Pardeeville, Wisconsin. Where is my acceptance letter from Philips-Universitaet Marburg, Deutschland? It has been almost eight weeks since I sent that application out. Maybe I should shave before going upstairs to watch [adult-swim] on Cartoon Network. Dethklok is by far my favorite show in that programming block. Now the Overture from Katamari Damacy is playing in iTunes. I’m getting hungry and there is a caramel Drumstick waiting for me. I spent way too much at Joe’s Sample House this weekend. God, I really want a Nintendo Wii…

The Winning Streak Continues

I just received an e-mail from system76.com about their Ubuntu Linux Sticker Contest. According to the results I took sixth place. Not bad for a contest that sends you free stickers to enter, mess up people’s Windows machines by placing said stickers on the computer, and a free beer stein for placing sixth. Below is my entry.

It runs Ubuntu.

Yes, this GE economy toaster runs one of the finest free Linux distributions. Now if only I could install it on my girlfriend…

Holloween Rocks

My Darth Vader helmet came in today after 16 days of waiting. That is what $10 in shipping for 3-Day UPS Ground will get you. The only reason the company finally shipped it was because I asked them where my helmet was. The Lord of the Sith is most displeased with their apparent lack of vision.

Despite this minor setback, Holloween remains my favorite holiday. More than Thanksgiving and Christmas. It is the one day a year where people can be an extension of their persona. It is my belief that deep within people’s psyche lies a desire to be these characters most days of the week. Jobs, family, religion, society, et al dictate the need for structural and behavioral order. It makes it easier to interact when you know the rules of the game. Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain around your pastor/priest/minister. Don’t dress like a slob to a professional interview. Don’t greet your family the same way you would greet your college buddies at the bar. If these walls were nonexistant, how would you treat Darth Vader when he came in to renew his license? When he was displeased with how you cooked his eggs? When he was trying to return a sweater, which obviously did not come from this store? These costumes are extensions of our ego. The meek become strong, the insecure become sex symbols, and a transformation occurs. The people are no longer their former selves, but someone they internally desire to be for one day. Why can people not extend these traits from Holloween into their daily lives is a mystery.

What is Darth Vader an extension of? What inner desire is expressed by becoming the most powerful Jedi/Sith who ever lived? Despite pledging himself to darkness, destroying democracy, and liquidating entire races from the galaxy there was still good within him. Love would eventually become his undoing and reclaim him prior to death. His is an unnaturally dark tale of good conquering evil.

As I ask most people nowadays so too I implore unto you. Who will you be for Holloween?

Gambling on the Force

This weekend Kaela and I hooked up with Jamie and Jeff to go to Terror on the Fox. The last time I went to a haunted house was about six years ago and it was Terror on the Fox. It has gotten much better since I last went. We froze for about two hours before we made it to the house. I’d have to say we had more fun though at Oneida Bingo & Casino. Within the first 15 minutes of being their I was down $10 until I stumbled across a Star Wars themed slot machine. However I ended up coming out $0.09 ahead with my next few bucks wagered. Kaela on the other hand won about 15 bonus spins and took home $85 in a single sitting. The Force is strong with this one. I think I’ll keep her.

Server Problems…

Sad Mac

In an attempt to rectify the problem with the error messages with the archive links I had to reupload my database from September 27. This means I lost the posts about my original server problems and two more updates. This is really frustrating but, at least the problems are largely resolved. I’m still working on a way to fix all the German characters.

The Hunger Strikes Back

Upon entry to the restaurant I put my hands around my belt buckle, stood up straight, breathed heavily and observed:

“This facility is crude, but it should be adequate to feed my hunger.”

The guy working the counter muttered under his breath something about Star Wars geeks just before plastering a faux smile across his face.

Education Technology – Part 1

The little green wagon chugged along the yellow stained monochrome green monitor with wood panel accents, making its way down the trail to Oregon. If your party of four managed to survive the trip you may have been able to leave your mark in one of the ten spots, assuming your score at least displaced #10. There was only one name that monopolized the screen displaying a thin spread of only 100 points from first to last. In the back of the 5th/6th grade classroom I was the undisputed king of the Apple ][‘s Oregon Trail.

This is my first real memory of utilizing a computer in the classroom for education purposes. Oregon Trail, under the guise of a videogame, taught important mathematical concepts and financial responsibility. Your character’s social status played an integral role in determing how much money for supplies was at your disposal. The banker, with a think wallet, could make it easily across the untamed wilderness with little point gain. The farmer, with an extremely tight budget, could not afford extra wheels, axles, or food. It was a matter of luck, stringent supply management, and wise feduciary decision making that allowed a farmer to successfully make the arduous trek. Not to mention a crack shot at the deer running by. If the farmer made it to Oregon the point return was huge. It got to the point where if I wanted to leave my name on the scoreboard everything had to go right. As soon as I lost an axle, didn’t have enough food, or someone died the Apple ][ was restarted.

Computers in classrooms today can render that wagon in three dimensions, utilizing tremendous numbers of CPU cycles to draw millions of triangles, pulling colors from a palette that only Crayola knows the names to. The idea is the same, but the aesthetic quality of presentation has changed.

My fascination with the technology wagon has been in sync with technology trends in the past 15 years. When I was in grade school the Apple ][ was at the end of its life as Microsoft 95 unleashed a world of multimedia possibilites. Apple had fallen on hard times in the 1990’s and its foothold in the classroom gave way. As a part-time salesman I laughed at Mac users who came into Software Etc. looking for a piece of software. I too touted the wonders of Windows throughout high school and into college until one catastrophic, years-worth-of-work-destroying, Windows Blue Screen of Death. Mac was making a comeback with OS X and the G4 processor. Apple’s prodigal son returned with a 17 inch flat panel 1 gigaherz multimedia monster. Four crash free ?ber productive years later the iMac is only now beginning to show its age. The eight year old G3 350 megahertz companion I bought for $25 is chugging along just as well serving full episodes of television shows via iTunes. The Mac is making a huge comeback here at the University of Wisconsin Oshkosh. This time I was ahead of the trend.

Writing in German is easier and more cost effective on a Mac than Windows. Support for the language is built right into the operating system at the very beginning. No special German version and no additional support drivers. Applications that would cost me hundreds of dollars if I were to purchase them for Windows have free counterparts for the Mac. OpenOffice, NeoOffice, Pro Voc, voice recognition, and a series of translators help me catch those critical errors in my communication skills. It is my hope that I will be able to incorporate this programs into my curriculum. The cost should definitely agree with any school district’s budget. I’ve been able to create reports, presentations, and multimedia projects that ensnare the imagination rather than “tag and release” like my Windows using companions.

Today’s tech is no longer embodied by the overweight, dungeon dwelling, lives with mother, sustained by Cheetos, pale-skinned virgin. Today’s tech is ubiquitous to the current high school generation regardless of social stratus. To them there has always been an internet and cell phones. Understanding the implications of these technologies and utilizing them in the classroom is a mandatory skill for today’s education professional. Our goal is getting kids on that wagon.

Tutoring Second Grade

Now if only the sequels to Oregon Trail were just as fun as the original.

Editor’s note: This post fulfills a requirement for Instructional Technology 325 under the Technology Blog assignment. This is the first of four entries. If it is good enough to hand in it is good enough for public consumption.