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Out With a Whimper

The semester ends in two weeks and the finals rush has officially begun. For the next two weeks I will become intimate with one of Radford lab’s 800 MHz G4 iMacs with a yellowed keyboard and Microsoft mouse. The worst thing that could happen right now would be if I accidently found a Nintendo Wii.

Astute readers may already know that I plan to spend the next semester abroad in Germany. The problem with this little plan is that Marburg University has yet to return their reply to my application. I have been waiting anxiously for months. It just became easier to tell people that I was going to study abroad than explain the whole situation.
I’m still officially enrolled in classes here at Oshkosh next semester. Why? Because the semester in Germany would not begin until April and again, I still have not received word from them. So what am I to do with my time when the semester ends in two weeks? I’ve been looking for a job, but no one is hiring. Do I bother buying books for next semester only to drop the courses here at Oshkosh? Do I move in with my parents (shudder) for the time until I leave? I do not have the money to shack of up in Greunhagen at $240/month for almost three months. The German universities have been calling my references. Hopefully they come through soon.

See that unshaven creature hunched over in the corner of the lab? If you see me come say hello. Bring me a coffee and give me a much needed break.

Deutsches Linkfest

  1. Der Struwwelpeter ist ein Lieblingsbuch von mir.
  2. Ein trauriges Gedicht von Pastor Martin Niemoeller.
  3. Beruehmte Deutschen sind auf dieser Webseite gefunden.
  4. Was ist eine deutsche Ueberlebenbibel?
  5. Eine Go-Kartbahn in einem Aktenkoffer? Ganz lustig.
  6. Gottfried Helnwein ist ein Lieblingskuenstler von mir.
  7. Yvonne Catterfeld ist doch schoener als Britney Spears.
  8. Das boese Kind hasst das Computerspiel.

German Stereotypes

In my German 360 course this week someone gave a fantastic presentation of German Stereotypes. According to people interviewed in the presentation, Germans are hardworking, stubborn, beer swilling, David Hasslehoff admiring, car loving people who had something to do with Adolf Hitler. Many said that their family heritage was German, but no one actually knew what that meant to them. The whole presentation was rather comical. If I ever become a German teacher I will have to address these stereotypes. I was surprised to discover that these stereotypes go beyond the superficial, the extend into the historical.

Most people when asked how World War II started will say it was because the Nazis were mass murdering Jews. This common belief is not true. The discovery of the “Massenvernichtung der Juden”  was verified near the end of the war. Britain and France did not enter the war to prevent the elimination of the Jews. These countries entered the war because they recognized that the invasion of Poland by Germany meant that they could be next. Even then, fewer people actually know what event lead to the war. For the United States this event was the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor. By this point, however, the war had already been raging for two years.

The event that actually led to the largest military action in human history is relatively benign. In 1939, on a small Polish radio station, a call to arms rang out for fellow Poles to take up arms against the Germans. The call to arms ended in gunshots. But this whole event was a covert operation orchestrated by undercover German Schutzstaffel officers. It was reported as an act of aggression against Germany and the annexation of Poland was promptly underway. The whole war began on false pretenses.

Damninteresting.com has a great write-up of the event.

Barrett Visits Oshkosh… and Lives!

Tonight I had the opportunity to see one of the most engaging and controversial speakers here at UW-Oshkosh in recent times. I am speaking of UW-Madison’s Kevin Barrett. Kevin Barrett has come under national media scrutiny for his views on the 9/11 terrorist attacks. I do not agree with Barrett point for point, nor do I agree with some of his assertions, but his discourse makes you think. I am not going to proselytize for either side of the 9/11 debates. I am going to tell you what Barrett did right.

Barrett agreed to disagree with his critics. In reading his critics’ publications and letters it appeared to me that Barrett was some tin-foil hat wearing, internet forum posting junkie, conspiracy nut that just happened to have a doctorate. This preconceived notion proved to be false. Barrett was well versed and acutely aware of his critics. He stated that despite their harsh criticism, he was willing to debate them. In one instance Barrett recalled that he was to be set up in a debate against fellow UW-Madison professors. Unfortunately, no one took the offer despite the strenuous efforts of his critics to find someone.  He also addressed questions challenging his position, to which he made arguments with supporting evidence. It is not required, nor advocated, by Barrett that you agree with him. He wants you to make an informed decision with valid evidence on either side of the issue.

When it came to providing evidence, Barrett was able to relay his findings in layman’s terms. This is absolutely crucial when trying to assuage someone’s position on a topic. Perhaps the most impressive use of evidence was when he demonstrated how the government uses polarizing incidents to shift majority opinion to the mobilization for war. Skipping thousands of years of history, Barrett used the staged military attack which led to the annexation of much of Mexico, the sinking of the Maine, the sinking of the Lusitania, the inaction against the attacks on Pearl Harbor, and more modern examples to demonstrate how government shifts opinion. When it came to discrepancies regarding the miniscule 16-foot hole in the Pentagon caused by huge 757, the complete vaporization of planes, or the “controlled demolition” way the Trade Center fell Barrett had logical answer for the all. He also points out idiosyncrasies in the chain of command, unusually high stock put options placed on American Airlines on the days before the attacks, and the Trade Tower owner’s unusually high insurance policy protecting against terrorism a short time before the attacks. He also bolstered his argument with statistical nuggets. Did you know that approximately 60,000 people have died from car crashes since 9/11. Only 3000 died in the 9/11 attacks. Which event is more dangerous to human life? Car crashes or terrorism? His arguments covered the broad spectrum of possibility and rationality. Perhaps most interesting in his evidence were the omissions in the government’s 9/11 report. Why is tower 7 never explicitly addressed?

Perhaps the most important issue at hand was not his views on 9/11, but academic freedom. People have been brandishing torches demanding that Barrett leave his post at UW-Madison. George Bush stated that 9/11 was the defining moment for this generation. Are places of higher education not the place to talk about this defining moment? Are we to believe everything that has been told to us by the government when they have lied to us in the past? Is not the purpose of higher education to promote the deep exploration of these defining moments? College is the perfect place to define this defining moment for what it is. To let the 9/11 commission and other government bodies define what these attacks meant takes the power of voice away from the people.

It has been said that Barrett is an embarrassment to the UW system. The problem with this is that Barrett does not represent the UW system. The administration and not the faculty officially represent the UW system. Professors are free to express their own ideas, beliefs, and ideologies. If a university were to hire professors based on an approved ideological rubric, higher education would cease to be. It is impossible to regulate free thought. After stringent review by UW-Madison, it was found that the introductory Islamic History course he teaches not only meets excellent standards and in some cases exceeds them. The intense pressure from the media has forced Barrett to keep his ducks in a row. His course, according to UW administrators, is beneficial to academic development students. This course does not require you to spend a great deal of time on 9/11. The small component of the course that does deal with it does not require a stand on either side of the issue. His course is not exclusive to the 9/11 conspiracy, as many believe.

Before entering Reeve to attend the speech I ran into several people protesting Barrett’s presence on campus. This was well within their right and I applaud their voice. However, three protesters made a stand during Barrett’s speech. I knew it was going to be an intense night when I was asked three times if I had a ticket by staff working the event. There were also three police officers and several media cameras on hand. When Barrett began speaking three protesters stood up, turned around, and were a distraction to the speech. The police promptly escorted out, these people without incident. I knew one was going to do something beforehand because I spotted the tinfoil under his hat. The action, however, did not phase Barrett one bit. He kept on speaking without interruption. I gather he’s had experience with this before. It is my impression that most people who protest Barrett do so based on what others have said about him. They jump on the bandwagon because it is easier than critically analyzing the claims. These people missed a fantastic opportunity to actually get the facts straight from the horse’s mouth.

Before leaving I had the opportunity to ask a question. I stated the observation that there were people who dismissed him out of hand and did not attend. I asked what he thought these people had to gain by not entertaining the government conspiracy side of the 9/11 debates. His answer was very poignant. In many ways, Barrett said, the events of 9/11 have become sacred mythology. It is heretical to question the finite details of such mythologies. Doing so constitutes a violation of the memories of the people who were killed and undermines the justifications for everything that has since happened. Without 9/11 there would be no Patriot Act, NSA wiretapping, Department of Homeland Security, justification for war in Iraq, sanctioned torture, the suspension of habeas corpus, and whatever else lies ahead. This puts the current administration at an almost inconceivable disadvantage when trying to gain public support if proven to be true.

One note before I wrap up my opinions. Critics of Barrett state that he compares George W. Bush to Adolf Hitler. As a student of German I listened very carefully when Barrett mentioned the Nazis. For clarification, Barrett compares the events of the Reichstag Fire in 1933 to the events of 9/11. The Reichstag was set ablaze a month after Adolf Hitler was named Chancellor of Germany. The Nazis by themselves were not a majority party in 1933. To win the support of the populace and control of the government the Nazis torched the government building. The public was outraged and the Nazis used the fire as an excuse to round up undesireables, communists, and other anti-Nazi supporters. Remember, the Nazis were an extremely conservative party. The connection here is that the government of the people and political right used conspiracy to win support for their deplorable actions. Not once did Barrett state: “George W. Bush is Adolf Hitler.”

I attended this speech because, admittedly, I did not know very much about the conspiracy. In many ways, I was disappointed by Barrett. In my head I imagined a vociferous conspiracy loon preaching fire and brimstone at a pulpit. Instead, I listened to the substantiated claims of a casual and worldly professor who promoted critical thinking. After five years of listening to the government and media’s position, I decided to balance out the equation. When making an informed decision it is best to know both sides of the issue. It is common sense to study the opposite side, to question their assertions, in order to formulate a valid counterargument. To put it into dogmatic terms “know thine enemy.” So what is my take on the events of 9/11? There is so much information out there to decipher. Some of it is true and some of it is, unfortunately, false. It isn’t important for me to justify them to you. I’m content with my own pursuit of truth. I hope you find personal truth. Ask questions.

Censorship and German Pedagogy

Censorship harms more people than it helps. Citizens in China grow up without any knowledge of the events that unfolded in Tiananmen Square. North Korean citizens continue to live without knowledge of the world around them. Between 1949-1989 Eastern Germany lived in government mandated indoctrination under the communist Soviet regime. These three historical examples are the extreme limits of censorship in action. They illustrate the necessary fuction of the free exchange of ideas. Government control of the flow of information results in negative consequence. Censhorship prevents the development of a society’s people.

Pick up a book, magazine, or newspaper. Go ahead. I’ll wait. Do you know why you, John Q. Middleclass, are able to read that text, in what I’ll assume for the sake of argument, in English? That benign concept actually goes back to the 1500’s. The timely development of Gutenberg’s printing press and Luther’s translation of the bible empowered an entire demographic of previously illiterate people. Before that time there were two groups of people who could read and write. They were either aristocracy or clergy. Along comes a monk, condemned as a heretic by the Pope, who bides his time hiding in Wittenburg translating the bible from Latin to what would become the basis for Modern German. His work destroys the need to understand Latin, a language primarly reserved for scholars of the day. The censorship employed by the church through intellectual hurdles was disolved. Today a majority Catholics would not even give a second thought to picking up a bible in English. They can thank a heretic for that one.

The internet is this generation’s printing press. Gutenberg could have never imagined being able to publish a document and have it seen on the opposite side of the globe in mere seconds. The internet contains the sum of published human knowledge at the push of a button. In many public schools, however, access is stunted by software that censors search results.

German has a history which, unfortunately, includes the systematic elimination of a people, horrific scientific experiments, xenophobia on an unimaginable scale, and the mobilization of an entire nation to destruction. During the war the Nazi Party would hold “Degenerate Art” exhibits. Art created by liberals, subversives, and those of inferior blood were displayed to reinforce the superior aesthetic qualities of Nazi approved themes. These superior themes included Blood and Soil, the Übermensch, and the perfect Aryan. Records from the degenerate art exhibits show a dramatic increase in attendance over exhibits with Nazi approved pieces. Their efforts at artistic censorship backfired. People were genuinely more interested in degenerate art because it was new, controversial, and explored the taboo. It gave them something to talk about.

Censorship of the internet in public schools prevents the discovery and exploration of these themes. Granted certain search results, such as adult content, should be monitored. Decisions for what is to be censored are often made arbitrarily. These decisions may affect the following critical subject themes.

Is it wrong to tell high school German students about the very end of World War II where Hitler Youth were pressed into military service? Is it wrong to tell them about highly organized youth opposition gangs that succesfully terrorized senior Nazi officials?  Is it wrong to tell them of their grim fate? What happened to the poor and starving children of Europe during and after the war? I’ll give you a hint, when your body is the only thing you own…

Denying their role in history through censorhip not only betrays our youth today, but the memories of those who lived it. These themes invite cognitive dissonance, which can be resolved through conversation and lead to a better understanding. With censorship in place these themes will never be addressed and lessons go unlearned.

This post fulfills the requirement for the second blog entry for Educational Technology 325. If it is good enough to hand in on paper, it is good enough for the blog.

Verr?ckte Deutschen

Weil ich genug Zeit habe, ziege ich dich lustige deutsche Weblinks. Spa? haben!

Wenn Sie eine fantastiche deutsche Webseite finden, schicken Sie zu mir bitte mit E-mail! When you find a fantastic German website, send it to me via e-mail.

kenfager at gmail.com

Deutschland, Deutschland ?ber alles

My study abroad plans have changed slightly. I have narrowed my choices down to two universities. One is the Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Universit?t in Frankfurt and the other is the Philipps-Universit?t Marburg. Frankfurt is the central transportation hub of Europe and a bustling metropolis. Marburg is a explicitly labeled an Universit?tstadt (college city) and remains in touch with its old world style. After much deliberation and shining recommendations from two professors I really respect, I wish that my application gets accepted for Marburg.

Ich habe Lust f?r Marburg, weil sie eine Kleinstadt ist. Ich bin der Meinung, dass sie am besten f?r mich ist. Ich freute mich zu finden, dass die Stadt sicher von allierten Bombardierungkampagnen des zweiten Weltkrieges am meistens war. Fast alle Frankfurt war zerst?rt und umgebaut. Die H?user sind in Marburg doch altmodisch und ich will sie fotografieren.

K?rperwelten

Once a semester I try to get out of Oshkosh and make a mini road trip. I think I’ve found what I want to do. The Science Museum of Minnesota is hosting Gunther von Hagens exhibit “Body Worlds.” This contraversial German doctor from the former Deutsche Demokratische Republik perfected plastination for education purposes. He discovered, however, that his life’s calling for creating medical specimens held the macabre interest of the common man. With donated corpses preserved, flayed, and masterfully posed Body Worlds creator Gunther von Hagens has created one of the most intruiging and contraversial modern art exhibitions. If you are interested in this experience please contact me through the comments.

[edit:] You can view a public autopsy that Herr Doktor von Hagens conducted by clicking here.

Die Gedanken sind Frei

The title of this post is a German colloqialism that means “thoughts are free.” Millions of students in America are headed back to college to, hopefully, do a lot of free thought. Unfortunately, evil professors want proof that you thought and they want it to fill up 20 pages before next Wednesday. At this point a number of people settle down before a bloated, overpriced piece of software called Microsoft Office, and their thoughts are no longer free. You don’t have to use or buy Office. There are free and better alternatives, namely OpenOffice.org. Open Office offers all of the same productivity software needed to make Word files, Powerpoint presentations, and Excel spreadsheets. It even has better support for foreign languages, which, when studying German is very important. It is available for Windows, Linux, and Mac OS X. For Mac users, there is an even better alternative based on OpenOffice, NeoOffice.

Umstrittene Propaganda

Ich habe das st?rkste St?ck von nationalsozialistischer Propaganda auf DVD gefunden. Der Film der Leni Riefenstahl ?Triumph des Willens? war f?r eine Zeit in Amerika ung?ltig zu anerkennen. Den Film ist doch ung?ltig in Deutschland. Ich bin der Meinung dass, wir den niedrigsten Punkt der Menschheit nie vergessen m?ssen. Dieser Film ist ein historischer Schatz f?r die Zukunft.

I found the strongest piece of Nazi Propoganda on DVD today. Leni RiefnstahlTriumph of the Will” was illegal to own for a time in America. It is still illegal to own in Germany. I’m of the opinion that we should never forget the lowest point in mankind’s history. This film is a historical treasure for the future.