Jesus turned to his disciples and said, "Yea, someone should get this bill, for I am out of cash." The disciples whispered among themselves until Judas spoke. "Don’t worry Jesus, for I have already settled the bill with the waitress." Jesus said unto Judas, "Excellent. I was afraid the Romans would nail me for having to dine-and-dash." But lo, in reality, Judas had not paid the waitress.