Yesterday I asked my “better nine-tenths” if she would marry me.
Kaela said yes.
Now is a time to celebrate. The woman I love is going to marry me. I could not be any happier. This means that she will be promoted from girlfriend to fiance.
This also means I have a girfriend position available. Please submit your resume and interviews will commence shortly. (For legal reasons I must disclose that Kaela will be screening all applicants. I doubt she will find a qualified candidate.)
Congratulations and/or objections may be left by clicking on the “comments” link. Yay!