The reviews from last year’s card, pictured above, made it clear that it was a mega-hit!

I didn’t think Ken was that silly. – Grandma

What is this crap? – L.K.

You never sent me a card. – J.C.

41 cents postage due. Why bother? – P.H.

The Ultra Limited Edition Ken and Kaela Kristmas Kard (of Epic Win) is coming soon. This year’s card promises to be even cheaper than last. Get your addresses in so we can fill your mailbox with more junk!

Leave addresses in the comments or send an email to kenfager/at/gmail.com In the subject field of your email type “HOLIDAY CARD” so I don’t miss anybody.