Found this among a pile of papers in an abandoned high school I explored this weekend. Before Apple had trendy Geniuses working in their retail stores, they used to hire real live nerdy computer geniuses.

The best part of the document?

“Describe any modifications to the hardware.:” found on the front page. Though Apple is still legendary for their customer support, you’d be hard pressed to get Applecare to fix your hardware now with “any modifications.”