The invasion of Germany (Operation Übertaco) date has been set. American Airlines Flight 944 departs from O’Hare on March 1, 2007. Until then the kenfager.com staff is aquiring massive amounts of supplies from the local Taco Bell. Please note the following.:

1. From here on March 1 is to be referred to as “Ü-day.”
2. Subsequent days will follow the nomenclature as used during WWII after D-Day. For example March 2 will be “Ü-day+1.”
3. If umlauts are unavailable on your electronic internet typewriter you will need to fill out requisition form #U-3419D. In the meantime use the “Ue-Day+#” format.
4. For clarity sake the “Ü-day+#” format is always in English and never the German “Ü-Tag+#.”