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über

We Now Resume Your Regular Broadcast

The site went down for about a week and a half.

Just as I was ready to manually fix the issue plaguing my website the hard drive in my iMac completely died. It was replaced by Apple for free, but my latest backup was from two months ago. It took a whole day to get back up to speed on that.

Then students started moving in at UW-Whitewater and I was occupied all weekend. Oh, yeah I work for UW-Whitewater now as a ResNet Technical Support Analyst. It’ll pay for grad school while Kaela and I are here for the next two years.

I finally had time tonight to get the database reconfigured. There are some other minor things to reset, but that can wait. Expect more photos of tacos in the near future.

The Application Process

Finding a job has been a slow monotonous grind. As my serious job prospects continue to dwindle I have resorted to patent absurdity in hopes that it garners results. The following is an actual response to an application question.

If there were absolutely no restrictions placed upon you, what would you want to do in life?

If there were no restrictions placed on me I would be the owner of a successful unicorn megafarm called Fager-Einhorn GmbH in Germany. The tears of my unicorns would be used to cure Type-1 Diabetes, but not Type-2 because that would be just silly. The milk from the mare unicorns would be used to cure cancer and AIDS. Of course as the owner I would make these cures available for free and win the Nobel Peace Prize every year. I would also wear a sombrero to celebrate my native Wisconsin heritage.

Eastern State Penitentiary

via flickr

Have you ever seen that Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis movie 12 Monkeys? Last weekend Kaela and I decided to check out Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia where the asylum scenes were filmed. Operating between 1829-1971, the penitentiary became the model from which most modern prisons were built. The notion of solitary confinement was taken to such extreme in this prison that inmates literally lost their sanity. Charles Dickens’ senses of the prison were so offended that he details them in his work American Notes.

In its intention I am well convinced that it is kind, humane, and meant for reformation; but I am persuaded that those who designed this system of Prison Discipline, and those benevolent gentleman who carry it into execution, do not know what it is that they are doing….I hold this slow and daily tampering with the mysteries of the brain to be immeasurably worse than any torture of the body; and because its ghastly signs and tokens are not so palpable to the eye,… and it extorts few cries that human ears can hear; therefore I the more denounce it, as a secret punishment in which slumbering humanity is not roused up to stay.

The prison is also notable for housing Al Capone, having a dog as an inmate, and being home to a few children over the years. Today the prison is in a state of “preserved ruin.” Be sure to check out my Flickr gallery along with the following links.

Eastern State Penitentiary Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary on Wikipedia

iPhone App Development

Stanford University has placed their entire iPhone Development Course online for anyone to download. After watching a few videos and reading through the documentation I decided to take the plunge and begin learning iPhone development. After installing X-Code and downloading the Software Development Kit direct from Apple I immediately began cranking away. After about an hour of tinkering the first sample program was complete.

1st App

The function of the program is very simple. The position of the slider assigns a number between 0 and 100. The numeric value selected with the slider is then displayed. Not bad for about an hour of work.

Up next: Assignment 1A and 1B

Taco Zeitgeist circa 1850

Before twitter, internets, the 1-800 number, magazine, daily newspaper and flyer… Taco Zeitgeist was distributed via Morse Code. Here is a sampling from the dusty archives.

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Graduation Present

Those little packets of peanut butter that Smucker’s makes? Love them. I eat them straight from the package. If they are set out on a brunch table you best check my pockets. I call the little 0.75 oz. packets “PB-Shooters.” In celebration for (finally) graduating from college, Kaela bought me a bulk package of 200 direct from Smucker’s. Awesome.