Turn Your Gold Into Cash!

You may have seen the commercials for GoldKit, where you send in your old jewelry for cash. According to the official website they will buy all of your “scrap gold jewelry, coins… you can also sell a gold tooth.” I wish that last bit was a typo, but it is not.

Here is the deal. GoldKit sends you an envelope to put your gold in. You send it back in a pre-paid Business Reply Mail envelope. They send you a letter back detailing what your stuff is worth, and you get to decide if you want to cash in.

How could I possibly resist taking part in this scam? I dashed to the official website and within 48 hours a GoldKit envelope arrived in the mail. Only it arrived unsealed. Classy. I definitely want to send my precious metals in a company’s envelopes when they can’t close properly.

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It is time to load my precious metals into the enclosed bag and envelope.

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What did I send?

  1. A necklace I found on the ground
  2. A golden Dorito
  3. A SanDisk MicroSD to SD card adapter
  4. A code cartridge for a blood glucose monitor
  5. A gold Post-It Note of a treasure chest that I drew

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Stay tuned to see how this turns out. I hope the Dorito gets there in one piece.

Jim Filed Form imadork.pdf Successfully

Fellow UW – Oshkosh überblogger Jim has successfully filed a complaint with the kenfager.com Public Relations Burrito Einsatzkommando. His observation that content has been lacking more fiber than a bowl of Cheerios as of late is correct. Rather than solve the issue by adding more content, in grand internet tradition, I offer you someone else’s.

Now get off my e-lawn.

Little Things My Parents Did Right

As I grow older I realize that there were many little things that my parents did right. At the time they made no sense and were unfair. Now it all makes sense. When we went shopping for my first bicycle I wanted a Power Wheel. They put their foot down because:

  1. We weren’t rich.
  2. I would get more exercise with a bicycle.
  3. I wanted to get the Power Wheels Ford Pinto, the car that would burst into an inferno with the slightest bump on the rear.

In retrospect it was the right choice. Thanks Mom and Dad.

Smash Bros. Brawl

A long while back I pre-ordered last this year’s most anticipated Wii title Smash Bros. Brawl, which comes out March 9. This is just a reminder that if you have a Wii my friend code is: 1423 3644 2287 4084. Leave yours in the comments if you want me to add you.

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If I can find someone who has not imbibed in adult drinks I’ll be going to pick this up at my local gamenasium at midnight.

Disruptive Technology

In George Orwell’s prophetic novel 1984 the telescreen cannot be turned off. It streams constant propaganda, but perhaps even more disturbing, it watches your every movement. The telescreen captures the minds of the audience and prevents them from the enemy most dangerous to the stability of the ruling class, critical thought.

This weekend I assembled an Adafruit Industries TV-B-Gone kit. Critical thinkers often view the instruction manual merely as “suggestions.” I too did not follow the directions verbatim for the kit and had some parts left over. With the help of my local Radio Shack, a 2x3x1 project box, a momentary switch, 4 chrome LED mounts, and some wire I now have a box that would through any TSA Agent into an apoplectic terrorgasm.

Presenting....

The kit is an LED array that sends out a series of signals via infrared. A small microcontroller has the codes stored and can be reprogrammed for any device that uses a remote. The signal your TV remote sends out to turn the set on is also the same to turn it off. The IR panel on your TV must always have power to receive these signals so the kit actually works both ways. Since there are multiple TV manufacturers with different codes, the kit sends out a long series of codes for different manufacturers.

The first victims of the kit were some of my neighbors playing Halo 3 on a humongous flat panel TV. They were speechless to explain the sudden disruptions in their game play. Target and Sears experienced similar disruptions in their electronics departments. My anticipation is that these disruptions may occur sporadically in the future.

Innards

This TV-B-Gone kit is actually my second attempt. The first kit I assembled worked for 15 minutes before it failed. The momentary savor of victory left me wanting more. My second TV-B-Gone would be an improvement. Sure enough model two was more complex and better executed.

Disruptive technology interferes with the programming found in everyday life. The people who play with ideas, tinker with the world around them, and read into a deeper understanding are less likely to be controlled by that programming. Disruption promotes critical thinking, but is disturbing to those who lack the capacity to do so.

The power lies with the proles.

A Smattering of German

Typed at work as fast as possible without corrections.

  • Letzter Freitag habe ich Senator Barack Obama gesehen. Es gibt Hoffnung.
  • I saw Barack Obama last Friday. There is hope.
  • Gib mir Schokolade oder gib mir Tod.
  • Give me chocolate or give me death.
  • Ich hatte einmal Hosen, aber ich habe sie für ein Bier gehandelt.
  • I once had pants, but I traded them for a beer.
  • Das Schicksal von Menschen sieht dunkel und böse.
  • The fate of men looks dark and evil.
  • Der Intellekt des Mannes schwächt mit jedem YouTube Video.
  • The intelligence of a man weakens with every YouTube Video.
  • Ich führte einen Angriff auf meinem Grimmdarm mit Essen von Taco Bell.
  • I led an attack on my colon with food from Taco Bell.