Mellingen ≠ Weimar

Between 1919 until 1933 the seat of government in Germany was located in Weimar, Thüringen until the Nazis took power. I spent three days in this beautiful historic city. But before I can even write about it, I have to talk about one of Weimar’s neighbors called Mellingen.

When planning any weekend trip in Germany it is pretty handy to use hostelworld.com. So far their services have been spot on in locating open rooms at a great price. Typing in “Weimar” in their search field resulted in what appeared to be a great deal. Hotel Ilmtal had great facilities, a fair price, and was the only place available with what we were looking for. That is about all this location had going for it. Unfortunately these positives were negated by one nagging factor. Remember that we were looking for a hostel in Weimar.

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Hotel Ilmtal is not in Weimar. Hotel Ilmtal is not where the bus we took dropped us off. Hotel Ilmtal is not even located near a bus line that runs regularly. Hotel Ilmtal is located about a half hour away on foot from the nearest train station that runs into Weimar. This train station is also on the top of a tall hill with no signs other than the small “Bahnhofstraße” street sign at the base. Trying to find these locals meant hours of walking, getting lost, and asking the locals where we were. Every single one of them looked like they had never seen backpackers in their neck of the woods. I understand their perspective fully.

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This place was located in Mellingen, a small community without any significant establishments other than the local grocery Nahkauf and the Volksbank. This hotel that we stayed at was probably the largest building in the community. So just for clarification if you are ever planning to look for a place to lay your head in Weimar, beware of Hotel Ilmtal.

Ein trauriger historischer Ort

Last February I had a chance to see a Holocaust survivor Henry Golde speak about his experiences in a number of Konzentrationsläger including one near my destination. This weekend I will be in beautiful Weimar, Thüringia, which was once part of the former Deutsche Demokratische Republik. It has been my goal to visit one of the camps and I am making it a point to do so during this visit. KL-Buchenwald is 10 km from the center of the city. It was here that the notorious “Hexe von Buchenwald” Ilse Koch collected the skins with tattoos of camp victims.

Expect dramatic photos on Monday.

Lösung des Finanzierungsproblems

The Wechselkurs (exchange rate) to Euros from US dollars is miserable. For every Euro I pay about $1.35 and the rate is getting worse. This means everyday items like food, razors, rent, and what not are more expensive. On top of that both my bank and credit card like to charge an “International Fee” every time I take money out. Truth be told, I’m running out of money.

This leaves me with a few options. I can sell the goods I brought with me, but they would not fetch much or I still need them until the end of semester. I could get a job, but that would only be a pipe dream. The job market for foreign students staying until the end of July in a country plagued with Arbeitslösigkeit (unemployment) is almost non-existent. Prostitution is legal in Germany. I’m just saying is all.

Please, if you can donate a loaf a bread it would be much appreciated. That way I don’t have to spend my nights on the corner of Bahnhofstraße wondering whether or not my Lude (pimp) named Hanz Franz will come to smack me around. I don’t really look all that good in pantyhose either.

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Schnupfmeisterschaft

About two or three times a week I buy a copy of “Bild.” Bild is the most widely distributed newspaper here in Germany. It is cheap, has great color pictures, and questionable ethics. The stories are short and to the point. It is perfect for those trying to learn the language. The other stories covered are also rather funny. Examine the picture below.

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No, this isn’t a look-alike contest for a former Führer, but rather a contest of a whole different beast. This is a photo of the 40th Bayerischen Schupfmeisterschaft in Blossenau. Basically the point is to see who can snort up to 5 grams of tobacco in one minute. I couldn’t make this up even if I tried.

Special thanks to Bild for the photo and necessary news coverage. Fox News should take notes on what quality mediocre news is.

Der Macht der Jedi

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Ich habe gestern der wichtigste Film meiner Kindheit gekauft. Mein Lieblingsteil des Films ist die Szene, die Darth Vader die rechte Hand Lukes mit einem Lightsaber dekapitiert und hat ihm die Wahrheit über seiner Vaterschaft gesagt. Die Stimme Vaders ist nicht so stärk auf Deutsch als James Earl Jones, aber sie hört auch böse und mechanisch. Ich habe diesen Film hundert Mal gesehen, so weiß ich fast jede Zitaten auf Englisch. Aber auf Deutsch ist alles ganz neue. Der Text meiner Lieblingsszene steht unten. Ich glaube, Sie kennen diese Szene auch, eben wenn Sie Deutsch nicht lesen können.

Vader: Obi-Wan hat dir nie erzählt, was aus deinem Vater wirklich passiert ist.

Luke: Er hat mir genug erzählt. Er hat mir gesagt, dass Sie ihn umgebracht haben!

Vader: Nein, ich bin dein Vater.

Luke: Nein. Nein. Das ist nicht wahr. Das ist unmöglich!

Free Comic Book Day

Complaint #3501 about studying abroad: May 5 is Free Comic Book Day! Head on down to your local comic book store and pick up some free comic schwag! If you are under 18 bring your naive mom or dad to get you the free comics for the mature crowd. Those are always the best.

PS: Yesterday I sat down to re-read Frank Miller’s classic The Dark Knight Returns. Three and a half hours and two-hundred pages later I finished what was only supposed to be a short reading.

Gott schafft uns. Wer macht Christ?

If you believe in some form of Christianity you believe that God formed all that is in six days and rested on the seventh. These exploits are well documented in the beginning of His perennial best-seller The Old Testament. The sequel, The New Testament, chronicles the day-to-day excursions of His son Jesus Christ. The popularity of the New Testament is huge among Christian fans, but not so much among God’s own chosen people, the Jews. Despite the disparity in sales figures God continues to lead on the New York Times Bestseller List.

In many ways Jesus followed in the footsteps of his father. He walked around and did way neato things for people who would come to see him. The Romans cut short his 33 year tour here on Earth, playing to record capacity crowds, but his legacy lived on. His band mates continued to cover his material well after his death with varying degrees of success at various venues. Jesus did amazing things during his time here on Earth, but one particular aspect is not fully fleshed out in great detail in The New Testament. The New Testament mentions that Jesus was a carpenter. We can assume, therefore, that Jesus had a creative side and a knack for creating useful household items such as tables, chairs, and other furnishings. Jesus’ heavenly Father was an interior decorator and the young entrepreneur tried his hand at the craft on his own.

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Located just off Königsplatz (King’s Place) in Kassel, Germany, is this small and unassuming interior decoration business. The logo states “Wir schaffen Wohn(t)räume.” Without the “t” this means “We create living spaces.” With the “t” included it translates to “We create living (dream) rooms.” Very clever wordplay on Jesus part. He also gets points for incorporating the plural pronoun as part of the catch-phrase incorporating the triune nature of His deity.

Note: The business was not open because it was the Sabbath.

Wilhelmshöheschloß und Bergpark

This last weekend I went to Wilhelmshöheschloß in Kassel, a city in the northern part of Hessen, Germany. The view from the castle was absolutely gorgeous, but when one walks into the courtyard, a visual feast is layed out before the visitor. The Herkules standing at the other end of the park draws you up the mountainside. The sheer beauty alone makes time and the unnaturally warm April weather here in Germany irrelavent. After two hours of climbing up hundreds of steps reality set back in. We were 15 minutes too late to climb to the top of the Herkules statue.

Lesson: German bureaucracy always gets you in the end.