Achtung! Achtung! Taco Zeitgeist fans! This is a special announcement.

I have just received confirmation that Taco Bell will be distributing free hard shell beef tacos during the MLB World Series. If any player steals a base then you are entitled to a free taco between the hours of 2 – 6pm on designated redemption days at participating locations. The details can be found at this Taco Bell website.

In order to obtain maximum free taco goodness I recommend using Google Maps to plot all Taco Bell locations in your area.

All Operation Übertaco Einsatzkommando are to report to base for additional briefing.